My Tribute To Polyphasic Sleep Cycles

I've recently been enjoying the somewhat involuntary practice of a polyphasic sleep cycle. I have only been sleeping for 2 two-hour periods every day. My insomnia dictates this; I never planned on such a schedule, but my brain fell into this pattern because...zombie babies. Yes. Zombie babies. On the weekends and holidays, it is quite lovely, as I have much free time to make silly drawings, write silly things, and yell at squirrels and old people-- all whilst well rested. During the business week, however, it feels much like this:

This is supposed to be surreal. Shit.