Writing Center Sundays, ep.2: The Conjunction Beast

Another Exciting Sunday at the Writing Center!

I have been level drained.

I SHALL SLAY THEE, CONJUNCTION BEAST!

Con-junc-tion Beast
[kuhn-juhngk-shuhn beest]
--noun
1)    A creature of undocumented origin: known to leave despair and breathless chains of words in its wake; fabled to materialize immediately preceding the mysterious suicides of writing tutors and other people of letters.
2)     and and and so so and but and and so and but but so and and and and so but 
3)     It's right behind you.